Intros/Outros

A complete list of all intros and outros from Passive (Aggressive) Perception episodes to-date

*This is a living document and is constantly being updated

Episode 1

• Intro: I am Ivan and this is the Buckaroo to my Banzai, Steve.
• Outro: We hope that your next session is the best one yet.

Episode 2

• Intro: I am Ivan and this is the Critical to my Failure, Steve.
• Outro: We hope that your next session is the best one yet.

Episode 3

• Intro: I am Ivan and this is the Natasha to my Boris, Steve.
• Outro: We hope that your next session is the best one yet.

Episode 5

• Intro: I am Ivan and this is the “Dei Wanna Wanga” to my “Ne Jabba No Badda“, Steve.
• Outro: We hope that your next session is the best one yet.

Episode 6

• Intro: I am Ivan and this is the Morticia to my Gomez, Steve.
• Outro: We hope that your next session is the best one yet.

Episode 7

• Intro: I am Ivan and this is the Peanut Butter to my Mayonnaise, Steve.
• Outro: We hope that your next session is the best one yet.

Episode 8

• Intro: I am Ivan and this is the “Live Long And Prosper” to my “Qapla’“, Steve.
• Outro: We hope that your next session is the best one yet.

Episode 9

• Intro: I am Ivan and this is the Captain to my Tennille, Steve.
• Outro: We hope that your next session is the best one yet.

Episode 10

• Intro: I am Ivan and this is the Naked Zombie Grandma to my Room 237, Steve.
• Outro: We hope that your next session is the best one yet.

Episode 11

• Intro: I am Ivan and this is the Recording An Episode to my Having An Episode, Steve.
• Outro: We hope that your next session is the best one yet.

Episode 12

• Intro: I am Ivan and this is the Cuban Pete to my Rumba Beat, Steve.
• Outro: We hope that your next session is the best one yet.

Episode 13

• Intro: I am Ivan and this is the Kali Ma to my Shakti De, Steve.
• Outro: We hope that your next session is the most optimized one yet.

Episode 14

• Intro: I am Ivan and this is the Boris to my Karloff, the Bella to my Lugosi, the Lon to my Chaney, Steve.
• Outro: We hope that your next session is the most horrifying one yet.

Episode 15

• Intro: I am Ivan and this is the Tom to my Bombadil, Steve.
• Outro: We hope that your next session is the most perplexing one yet.

Episode 16

• Intro: I am Ivan and this is the Duncan to my Idaho, Steve.
• Outro: We hope that your next session is virtually the best one yet.

Episode 17

• Intro: I am Ivan and this is the Dudley to my Do-Right, Steve.
• Outro: We hope that your next session is the best one yet.

Episode 18

• Intro: I am Ivan and this is the Foot Stomp to my Goomba, Steve.
• Outro: We hope that your next session is one where you get to pull one of these games off of your Dusty Stack.

Episode 19

• Intro: I am Ivan and this is theAwkward to my Silence… … …, Steve.
• Outro: We hope that your next session is the most story relevant one yet.

Episode 20

• Intro: I am Ivan and this is the RZA to my Bobby Digital, Steve.
• Outro: We hope that your next session is the most profitable one yet.

Episode 21

• Intro: I am Ivan and this is the Hey Hey Hey to my Crazy Taxi, Steve.
• Outro: We hope that your next session is the most improvised one yet.

Episode 22

• Intro: I am Ivan and this is the Spike to my Spiegel, Steve.
• Outro: We hope that your next session is the sandiest one yet.

Episode 23

• Intro: I am Ivan and this is the Filter to my Linkin Park, Steve.
• Outro: We hope that your next session is the most the most (maybe) imbalanced one yet? (Whatever’s fun).

Episode 24

• Intro: I am Ivan and this is the Yippee Ki Yay to my Mother-Flipper, Steve.
• Outro: We hope that your next session is the most the most enlightened one yet.

Episode 25

• Intro: I am Ivan and this is the Chiquita to my Banana, Steve.
• Outro: We hope that your next session is the most instructional one yet.

Episode 26

• Intro: I am Ivan and this is the Drunk to my Public, Steve.
• Outro: We hope that your next session is built different.

Episode 27

• Intro: I am Ivan and this is the Dazed to my Confused, Steve.
• Outro: We hope that your next session is the most rewarding one yet.

Episode 28

• Intro: I am Ivan and this is the Castle Grayskull to my He-Man (You Blithering Boob), Steve.
• Outro: We hope that your next session is the most inspiring one yet.

Episode 29

• Intro: I am Ivan and this is the Wahoo to my Owoowoowoowoowoowoo, Steve.
• Outro: We hope that your next session is the most well-conceived one yet.

Episode 30

• Intro: I am Ivan and this is the Schlemiel to my Schlimazel, Steve.
• Outro: We hope that your next session the most fleet-footed one yet.

Episode 31

• Intro: I am Ivan and this is the Thelma to my Louise, Steve.
• Outro: We hope that your next session is the most well-paced one yet.

Episode 32

• Intro: I am Ivan and this is the Beavis to my Butthead, Steve.
• Outro: We hope that your next session is the most mysterious one yet.

Episode 33

• Intro: None
• Outro: We hope that your next session is the most educational one yet.

Episode 34

• Intro: I am Ivan and this is the Darmok to my Jalad At Tanagra, Steve.
• Outro: We hope that your next session is the most orgasmic one yet.

Episode 35

• Intro: I am Ivan and this is the 808 Kick to my 808 Clap, Steve.
• Outro: We hope that your next session is the most theatrical one yet.

Episode 36

• Intro: None
• Outro: We hope that your next session is as synergistic and cooperative as ever.

Episode 37

• Intro: I am Ivan and this is the Julia to my Child, Steve.
• Outro: We hope that your next session is the most hysterical one yet.

Episode 38

• Intro: I am Ivan and this is the Elsa to my Whatever That Little Snowman Was Called, Steve.
• Outro: We hope that your next session is NO.

Episode 39

• Intro: I am Ivan and this is the Drew Barrymore to my ET, Steve.
• Outro: We hope that your next session is as randomized as you want it to be.

Episode 40

• Intro: I am Ivan and this is the John Jacob to my Jingleheimer Schmidt, Steve.
• Outro: We hope that your next session is the biggest failure y et.

Episode 41

• Intro: I am Ivan and this is the Dimension Of Imagination to my Rod Serling, Steve.
• Outro: We hope that your next session is the most customized one yet.

Episode 42

• Intro: I am Ivan and this is the Onomatopoeia to my BANG! BOOM! POW!, Steve.
• Outro: We hope that your next session is the most contextually relevant one yet.

Episode 43

• Intro: I am Ivan and this is the Fonzie to my Richie Cunningham, Steve.
• Outro: We hope that your next session is the most fervently roleplayed one yet.

Episode 44

• Intro: I am Ivan and this is the Tweety to my Sylvester, Steve.
• Outro: We hope that your next session is the most well-structured one yet.

Episode 45

• Intro: I am Ivan and this is the Didgeridoo to my DidgeriDON’T, Steve.
• Outro: We hope that your next session is the most unified one yet.

Episode 46

• Intro: I am Ivan and this is the Bibbidi to my Bobbidi-Boo, Steve.
• Outro: We hope that your next session is the most reinvigorated one yet.

Episode 47

• Intro: I am Ivan and this is the SWADE Bennie to my D20, Steve.
• Outro: We hope that your next session is the most well-traveled one yet.

Episode 48

• Intro: I am Ivan and this is the Ho Ho to my Little Debbie, Steve.
• Outro: We hope that your next session is the most personally enriching one yet.

Episode 49

• Intro: I am Ivan and this is the Penelope Pitstop to my Dick Dastardly, Steve.
• Outro: We hope that your next session is the most cursed one yet.

Episode 50

• Intro: I am Ivan and this is the [Kazoo Sounds] to my Charge, Steve.
• Outro: We hope that your next session is the most well-acquainted one yet.

Episode 51

• Intro: I am Ivan and this is the John Belushi to my Robin Williams, Steve.
• Outro: We hope that your next session is the most historically significant one yet.

Episode 52

• Intro: I am Ivan and this is the Carte Blanche to my Kate Blanchett, Steve.
• Outro: We hope that your next session is the most homey one yet.

Episode 53

• Intro: I am Ivan and this is theGuenhwyvar to my Drizzt Do’Urden, Steve.
• Outro: We hope that your next session is the most hash-tag-able one yet.

Episode 54

• Intro: I am Ivan and this is theItchy Crotch to my Corrupted Wizard’s Staff, Steve.
• Outro: We hope that your next session (total meltdown)… SEE YA’ NEXT WEEK!

Episode 55

• Intro: I am Ivan and this is theGarth to my Wayne, Steve.
• Outro: We hope that your next session is the most collaboratively built one yet.

Episode 56

• Intro: I am Ivan and this is theBanjo to my Git Fiddle… (Deliverance Noises), Steve.
• Outro: We hope that your next session is the most well-considered one yet.